ni ada beberapa chat yg gw simpen dari orang yg aneh-asik-baik sampe kacau. ini semua chat gw dari www.omegle.com bagian YOU->>itu gw bagian STRANGER->>itu org yg gw ajak ngomong
**ini adalah chat paling pertama gw di omegle**
Stranger: Hi there
You: hi too
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Indonesia
You: and u?
Stranger: ah! I've always wanted to go to Asia :)
Stranger: I'm from Canada.My name is Kyle, nice to meet you :)
You: well,nice to meet u! Bali is sure nice here
Stranger: heh, yeah I've heard about it! Do you like to travel?
You: yes I am,how I wanted to go to Canada too :D
Stranger: hah, we're a lot colder though!
You: yeah and we're lot hotter,sunburnt everywhere,haha
Stranger: heh, yeah that's true. I'd have to adjust to the heat if I came there. I was down in Costa Rica once and it was so hot!
You: wew,what about Bali then,I saw tourist from everywhere got really tan. I wonder why you guys like to have a tan look,we're just wants to be a bit white,though,ahahaa
Stranger: lol, yeah I hear that! We all want to be tan here, but in other parts of the world they want to be whiter, it's weird!
You: yeah,it's weird,it's like we don't really want to be ourselves,right?lol well,kyle,r u male or female?
Stranger: yeah, that's totally it. I guess it makes sense though.I'm male, you?
You: i'm female,haha
Stranger: ahhh, cool :)so are you one of those who wants to be whiter?
You: yeah sometimes,but tan,looks exotic sometimes
Stranger: heh, I am super white and want to be more tanned!
You: that's how Indonesian looks,tan and exotic! super white? like that-pop-vampire-actor? I forgot his name,seriously
Stranger: haha, ok maybe not that white. The Twilight guy? Yeah I don't think I'm that bad, but it's hard to tell :P
You: yah! or either that true blood series guy,haha.. that's too pale,dude
Stranger: my family is scottish so we tend to be very white
You: wow
Stranger: ah yeah, there are lots of vampire shoes out now and zombies too! the undead are very popular right now.
You: what? what kind of shoes? shoes that could bite and suck our blood?haha
Stranger: ooops! Shows! haha :P hey they're right next to each other on the keyboard! It's late here too, I have an excuse, haha.do you like vampire shows?
You: owh,I see,hahaa..yeah,there's bloodsucking creature here too in Indonesian,but unlike vampirres
Stranger: hah, you know what used to scare me as a kid? That goat vampire in south america. Chupacabra.
*P.S: cm lanjut bentar dikit,trus ke-diskonek*
**orang yg chat sama gw ini rada2 miring kayaknya,oh well.. americans..**
Stranger: Hi!
You: hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: my moms vagina
Stranger: you?
You: the same,my asian mum's vagina *ikutan miring di awal chat*
Stranger: OHm, okay that sounds sexy
You: lol u m/f?
Stranger: lol yeaaahhh
Stranger: m
Stranger: so are you
Stranger: ?
You: nah im a girl
Stranger: oh, okay thats good. whats that like?
You: really ? :) what? asian pussy?
Stranger: IS SEXY!jkjkjk
Stranger: im datin a white chick.lol. shes hot though
You: lol bet she do. how old r u?
Stranger: Shes not as not as tight as asian,buuut oh welllll
Stranger: 19. you?
You: 17 haaha *boong*
Stranger: Ohhhh, bet you're a virgin!lol
You: how'd \u know???! wow
Stranger: Unless you're lying!!!!
You: why would i?
Stranger: no, just geussed
You: haha good guess then
Stranger: idk, people do stuff like that. thnx
You: where u from? US?
Stranger: yup. you?
You: china *sengaja ngasalnya*
Stranger: That's hot.
You: lol thx
You: americans r hot as well
Stranger: Don't do drugs.or porn
Stranger: well, go ahead do porn.Just dont get pregnant
Stranger: Ohhh, really?
You: yea i do think so
Stranger: thats cool. so why are you still a virgin? No hot americans there???
You: yea true :p
Stranger: :P i understand
You: and no,its not really common between teens here
Stranger: Ohhhhhhhhhhh I see.
You: haha
Stranger: i lost my virginity when i was 17
You: its common things there,right?
Stranger: Ummmm yeah
You: really?
Stranger: kinda. yeah
*P.S: gk lama lagi koneksinya putus..*
**kali ini lebih aneh lagi,gw sebut dia sebagai "F*ing strange guy" **
You: hi
Stranger: fucking magnets, how do they work?
You: just fucking make some things like glued
Stranger: yeah but they dont use any fucking glue
You: true just use some damn physics theory to make it work
You: where u from anyway?
Stranger: i try not to use any physics theory when imi gluing shit to my fridge
Stranger: boston
You: so what is your fucking problem here? just put it there and it will glued on ur fridge
Stranger: i wanna understand the glue
Stranger: its unsafe to do shit you dont understnad
Stranger: thats how accidents happen
Stranger: shit could spontaneously combust or something
You: lol how old r u? yes its unsafe to do some shit we dont know
Stranger: guess
You: shit happens
You: i dont know,maybe 18?
Stranger: im 20
You: ah its near right? just 2 fucking ages older thn my guessing :P
Stranger: how old were you when you lost your virginity?
You: well i havent lost it,haha
You: its not common in asia :P
You: and how bout u?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: what, people dont fuck in asia?
You: damn,u just turn 20 or..?
You: they fuck but i havent,not for 16 y.o asian girl like me,lol
Stranger: i lost it about a year ago
Stranger: goddamn shame
Stranger: in america its common for a girl to have had 2 abortions by the time shes 16
You: that's fucking crazy,LOL
You: really? 2 abortions? shit
Stranger: i mean im kinda joking
You: oh God,that's kinda unbelievable :p
Stranger: where in asia
You: um indonesia,but im half chinese tho
You: where the hell in US is boston?
Stranger: east coast
Stranger: its where the pilgrims landed
You: ooh i see :D
You: so have u done with your magnet-fridge thing? lol
Stranger: i was speaking hypothetically
Stranger: i dont actually need to put any magnets on the fridge
You: ooh really? just trying to pick up a conversation?
You: funny :)
Stranger: well i mean i still want to know
*P.S : mas bule,kalo mo mulai obrolan yang waras dikit lah,masa baru ktemu aj ud maen ngomong FAKing-FAKing sama siliit(ehm,salah mksudnya sh*t) gitu..ckck..*
**NAH! kali ini gw akan kasih liat chat gw sama seorang yg suka sesama jenis**
Stranger: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
You: spongebob squarepants
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: ok
You: haha
Stranger: 21, homo, usa
You: ah,asia.f.16
You: nice to meet u
Stranger: where in asia?
You: indonesia it is
Stranger: I seeee
Stranger: so, you know any hot men?
You: hmm..
You: lots of them in bali
You: come and visit
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: many tans,if u like tans
Stranger: I see
You: why'd u become homo?
Stranger: i like straight men.
You: ooh I see,haha
You: nice guy,like that?
Stranger: no. i like em bad boys
You: yeah they're adorable
You: in many ways,hehe
Stranger: ikr!!
You: ?? what ikr?
Stranger: i know right :D
You: yes of course,
You: I once met someone like that
You: but he left me :(
Stranger: oh, i'm so sorry, sweetie.
You: nah,it's ok :)
You: there's many fish in the sea,hehe
Stranger: well, you better go catch em!
You: sure! :p how long have u been homo?
You: I met an old homosexual b4
Stranger: since foreverrr
Stranger: what happened?
You: well,an old 71 grandpa
You: actually,my friend had a chat with him
You: hehe
Stranger: lol
You: nice old man,bi/homo never hurt girls I guess :)
You: they're nice
Stranger: well, yeahh
Stranger: c:
You: hey I heard that some homo/lesbi in uganda
You: has been banned by the gov
Stranger: oh, haven't really been updated about those thinggs
Stranger: haha been busy ;)
You: busy with bad boys,huh?
You: lol xD
Stranger: 8D
You: what's ur name?
Stranger: well, real name's anthony but, you can call me Hubaluu!
You: ah cute nickname
You: haha,I mean it
You: hubaluu,like some cartoon character
Stranger: thank you dear.
You: have u got any facebook?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what's yours?
You: stefani it is :)
Stranger: no, i'm not really interested in facebook
Stranger: ooh, stefani, i like!
You: thx!
You: where in usa ulive?
You: *u live
Stranger: lol, Cali.
You: oh my friend live in LA
Stranger: ohh.
You: girls,hehe
Stranger: so like, what're your hobbies?
You: listening to music
You: looking for nice looking guys,haha
You: and how bout u?
Stranger: i like music too, and guys, BAD guys. ;D
You: how do u define bad? hehe
Stranger: you're too young for that. ;D
You: ok,guess so,lol
You: too dirty or stuff like that,right?
You: haha
Stranger: shh. ;)
You: lol xD ok I'll shut
*P.S: ngajak ngomong org homo yg baek kayak gini,brasa ngomong sama sesama cewe :)*
**kali ini sama orang yg FLEXIBLE doyan cewe,doyan cowo**
Stranger: I'm 15 m bisexual
You: wow nice intro
Stranger: Ty
Stranger: :)
You: how is it feels to be bisexual/
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: U male?
You: yup
Stranger: Well I asked my self same question before
You: and?
Stranger: Of how it feels to be straight
Stranger: And I realized
You: you prefer to like both?
Stranger: Maybe how straight guys feels for girls is same how bi guys feels for guys
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: But me
You: yeah there's many kinds and types of love
Stranger: It's different
You: I don't blame u guys
Stranger: Cuz I am not to love guys
You: what?
Stranger: I want to have sex
Stranger: Not to love
Stranger: I want to have a wife and a good family
You: 1 night stand stuff?
You: oh,okay
Stranger: and not with a gay lol
You: hahahaa
You: so it's kinda' compliccated?
Stranger: I dnt know
Stranger: Cuz I dnt call my self as a gay
Stranger: I am just bi
Stranger: :)
You: yeah,and it's sounds nicer than gay or a fag
You: that's cruwl
You: *cruel I mean
Stranger: Yah:)
*P.S : sejak chat ini gw gak bakal mencoba untuk bersikap rasis sama kaum Bisexual/Gay/Homo/apapun yang sejenis*
masih ada lagi,tapi gw pilih-pilihin dulu ya!
I hope you guys enjoy reading these stuffs :D
05 September 2010
Loads of things!
wuiiih ud lama bgt gk bikin postingan lagi,mampus banget dah.
btw liat nih video,lagunya gw suka bgt,soalnya lucu,bisa dibilang parody-nya Katy Perry yg "I Kissed a Girl" nih linknya : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO55PinDyHs
jadi slama belakangan ini gw baru sibuk2nya jadi pelajar(biasanya kan males2an *cieeh diriku yg rajin*) karna gw baru aja officially jadi klas 2SMA,baru aja senen kmaren selesaiin UTS. kebayang gak sih lu,ternyata jadi anak IPS (Ilmu Pasti Sukses) ternyata asik bgt,santai,tapi plajarannya tetap berkualitas (promosi IPS) ehehee :b
Terakhir ini gw lagi demen LAGI sama Eminem,yah selalu demen sih. he's a f*ckingly talented white guy to rap like a black guy,so damn cool!
dan gw punya kebiasaan,kalo band/penyanyi itu cukup gw hormati,pasti gw langsung beli CD originalnya,no matter what. karna gw sangat menghargai hasil karya dia. kalo cuma lagu2 hits yg baru2 gitu sih,download aja..*kriminal lagu mode: on* :D
BTW,I'm currently waiting for Linkin Park's new album "A Thousand Suns", I've heard the Catalyst and I was thinking of Videogames,and its right. It was created for a videogames theme song. what a good intuition I had,LOL XD
oh iya,selain itu,masih pada inget gak kalo gw suka chatting? masih berlanjut tuh kebiasaaan sampe sekarang. I have so many accounts just for chatting and got some social networks beside Facebook and Twitter *NONI eksis gila,HAHA!*
akhirnya kawan2,berkah pun datang ke gw,meskipun wujudnya blm ktauan. mungkin pada nanya gini : "Lah kok gak ketauan non?trus berkah paan? durian jatoh ke atas lu?"
ya gak donk,kalo durian beneran jatoh ke atas gw mah,gw ud gak bakal update blog lagi *tampol yang nanya* ..
so finally,I've got a boyfriend(somehow I'm feeling like I'm an old maiden..geeez.. T_T) eventhough it's just an online boyfriend and I don't take it seriously with him,he claimed that we've been dating eversince the 1st meeting,well maybe he mean some days after we've met. He got my MSN email from a website (it happened from a facebook-like international Social network I've just made) and then he just add me and we've chatted along
well that's how we've known each other..
I'll tell you something,he's Hungarian,kinda pervy,but still nice. and it's been a month and a week since he claimed our relationship
btw liat nih video,lagunya gw suka bgt,soalnya lucu,bisa dibilang parody-nya Katy Perry yg "I Kissed a Girl" nih linknya : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO55PinDyHs
jadi slama belakangan ini gw baru sibuk2nya jadi pelajar(biasanya kan males2an *cieeh diriku yg rajin*) karna gw baru aja officially jadi klas 2SMA,baru aja senen kmaren selesaiin UTS. kebayang gak sih lu,ternyata jadi anak IPS (Ilmu Pasti Sukses) ternyata asik bgt,santai,tapi plajarannya tetap berkualitas (promosi IPS) ehehee :b
Terakhir ini gw lagi demen LAGI sama Eminem,yah selalu demen sih. he's a f*ckingly talented white guy to rap like a black guy,so damn cool!
dan gw punya kebiasaan,kalo band/penyanyi itu cukup gw hormati,pasti gw langsung beli CD originalnya,no matter what. karna gw sangat menghargai hasil karya dia. kalo cuma lagu2 hits yg baru2 gitu sih,download aja..*kriminal lagu mode: on* :D
BTW,I'm currently waiting for Linkin Park's new album "A Thousand Suns", I've heard the Catalyst and I was thinking of Videogames,and its right. It was created for a videogames theme song. what a good intuition I had,LOL XD
oh iya,selain itu,masih pada inget gak kalo gw suka chatting? masih berlanjut tuh kebiasaaan sampe sekarang. I have so many accounts just for chatting and got some social networks beside Facebook and Twitter *NONI eksis gila,HAHA!*
akhirnya kawan2,berkah pun datang ke gw,meskipun wujudnya blm ktauan. mungkin pada nanya gini : "Lah kok gak ketauan non?trus berkah paan? durian jatoh ke atas lu?"
ya gak donk,kalo durian beneran jatoh ke atas gw mah,gw ud gak bakal update blog lagi *tampol yang nanya* ..
so finally,I've got a boyfriend(somehow I'm feeling like I'm an old maiden..geeez.. T_T) eventhough it's just an online boyfriend and I don't take it seriously with him,he claimed that we've been dating eversince the 1st meeting,well maybe he mean some days after we've met. He got my MSN email from a website (it happened from a facebook-like international Social network I've just made) and then he just add me and we've chatted along
well that's how we've known each other..
I'll tell you something,he's Hungarian,kinda pervy,but still nice. and it's been a month and a week since he claimed our relationship
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