some chatting history :P

ni ada beberapa chat yg gw simpen dari orang yg aneh-asik-baik sampe kacau. ini semua chat gw dari www.omegle.com bagian YOU->>itu gw bagian STRANGER->>itu org yg gw ajak ngomong

**ini adalah chat paling pertama gw di omegle**
Stranger: Hi there
You: hi too
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Indonesia
You: and u?
Stranger: ah! I've always wanted to go to Asia :)
Stranger: I'm from Canada.My name is Kyle, nice to meet you :)
You: well,nice to meet u! Bali is sure nice here
Stranger: heh, yeah I've heard about it! Do you like to travel?
You: yes I am,how I wanted to go to Canada too :D
Stranger: hah, we're a lot colder though!
You: yeah and we're lot hotter,sunburnt everywhere,haha
Stranger: heh, yeah that's true. I'd have to adjust to the heat if I came there. I was down in Costa Rica once and it was so hot!
You: wew,what about Bali then,I saw tourist from everywhere got really tan. I wonder why you guys like to have a tan look,we're just wants to be a bit white,though,ahahaa
Stranger: lol, yeah I hear that! We all want to be tan here, but in other parts of the world they want to be whiter, it's weird!
You: yeah,it's weird,it's like we don't really want to be ourselves,right?lol well,kyle,r u male or female?
Stranger: yeah, that's totally it. I guess it makes sense though.I'm male, you?
You: i'm female,haha
Stranger: ahhh, cool :)so are you one of those who wants to be whiter?
You: yeah sometimes,but tan,looks exotic sometimes
Stranger: heh, I am super white and want to be more tanned!
You: that's how Indonesian looks,tan and exotic! super white? like that-pop-vampire-actor? I forgot his name,seriously
Stranger: haha, ok maybe not that white. The Twilight guy? Yeah I don't think I'm that bad, but it's hard to tell :P
You: yah! or either that true blood series guy,haha.. that's too pale,dude
Stranger: my family is scottish so we tend to be very white
You: wow
Stranger: ah yeah, there are lots of vampire shoes out now and zombies too! the undead are very popular right now.
You: what? what kind of shoes? shoes that could bite and suck our blood?haha
Stranger: ooops! Shows! haha :P hey they're right next to each other on the keyboard! It's late here too, I have an excuse, haha.do you like vampire shows?
You: owh,I see,hahaa..yeah,there's bloodsucking creature here too in Indonesian,but unlike vampirres
Stranger: hah, you know what used to scare me as a kid? That goat vampire in south america. Chupacabra.
*P.S: cm lanjut bentar dikit,trus ke-diskonek*

**orang yg chat sama gw ini rada2 miring kayaknya,oh well.. americans..**
Stranger: Hi!
You: hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: my moms vagina
Stranger: you?
You: the same,my asian mum's vagina *ikutan miring di awal chat*
Stranger: OHm, okay that sounds sexy
You: lol u m/f?
Stranger: lol yeaaahhh
Stranger: m
Stranger: so are you
Stranger: ?
You: nah im a girl
Stranger: oh, okay thats good. whats that like?
You: really ? :) what? asian pussy?
Stranger: IS SEXY!jkjkjk
Stranger: im datin a white chick.lol. shes hot though
You: lol bet she do. how old r u?
Stranger: Shes not as not as tight as asian,buuut oh welllll
Stranger: 19. you?
You: 17 haaha *boong*
Stranger: Ohhhh, bet you're a virgin!lol
You: how'd \u know???! wow
Stranger: Unless you're lying!!!!
You: why would i?
Stranger: no, just geussed
You: haha good guess then
Stranger: idk, people do stuff like that. thnx
You: where u from? US?
Stranger: yup. you?
You: china *sengaja ngasalnya*
Stranger: That's hot.
You: lol thx
You: americans r hot as well
Stranger: Don't do drugs.or porn
Stranger: well, go ahead do porn.Just dont get pregnant
Stranger: Ohhh, really?
You: yea i do think so
Stranger: thats cool. so why are you still a virgin? No hot americans there???
You: yea true :p
Stranger: :P i understand
You: and no,its not really common between teens here
Stranger: Ohhhhhhhhhhh I see.
You: haha
Stranger: i lost my virginity when i was 17
You: its common things there,right?
Stranger: Ummmm yeah
You: really?
Stranger: kinda. yeah
*P.S: gk lama lagi koneksinya putus..*

**kali ini lebih aneh lagi,gw sebut dia sebagai "F*ing strange guy" **
You: hi
Stranger: fucking magnets, how do they work?
You: just fucking make some things like glued
Stranger: yeah but they dont use any fucking glue
You: true just use some damn physics theory to make it work
You: where u from anyway?
Stranger: i try not to use any physics theory when imi gluing shit to my fridge
Stranger: boston
You: so what is your fucking problem here? just put it there and it will glued on ur fridge
Stranger: i wanna understand the glue
Stranger: its unsafe to do shit you dont understnad
Stranger: thats how accidents happen
Stranger: shit could spontaneously combust or something
You: lol how old r u? yes its unsafe to do some shit we dont know
Stranger: guess
You: shit happens
You: i dont know,maybe 18?
Stranger: im 20
You: ah its near right? just 2 fucking ages older thn my guessing :P
Stranger: how old were you when you lost your virginity?
You: well i havent lost it,haha
You: its not common in asia :P
You: and how bout u?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: what, people dont fuck in asia?
You: damn,u just turn 20 or..?
You: they fuck but i havent,not for 16 y.o asian girl like me,lol
Stranger: i lost it about a year ago
Stranger: goddamn shame
Stranger: in america its common for a girl to have had 2 abortions by the time shes 16
You: that's fucking crazy,LOL
You: really? 2 abortions? shit
Stranger: i mean im kinda joking
You: oh God,that's kinda unbelievable :p
Stranger: where in asia
You: um indonesia,but im half chinese tho
You: where the hell in US is boston?
Stranger: east coast
Stranger: its where the pilgrims landed
You: ooh i see :D
You: so have u done with your magnet-fridge thing? lol
Stranger: i was speaking hypothetically
Stranger: i dont actually need to put any magnets on the fridge
You: ooh really? just trying to pick up a conversation?
You: funny :)
Stranger: well i mean i still want to know
*P.S : mas bule,kalo mo mulai obrolan yang waras dikit lah,masa baru ktemu aj ud maen ngomong FAKing-FAKing sama siliit(ehm,salah mksudnya sh*t) gitu..ckck..*

**NAH! kali ini gw akan kasih liat chat gw sama seorang yg suka sesama jenis**
Stranger: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
You: spongebob squarepants
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: ok
You: haha
Stranger: 21, homo, usa
You: ah,asia.f.16
You: nice to meet u
Stranger: where in asia?
You: indonesia it is
Stranger: I seeee
Stranger: so, you know any hot men?
You: hmm..
You: lots of them in bali
You: come and visit
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: many tans,if u like tans
Stranger: I see
You: why'd u become homo?
Stranger: i like straight men.
You: ooh I see,haha
You: nice guy,like that?
Stranger: no. i like em bad boys
You: yeah they're adorable
You: in many ways,hehe
Stranger: ikr!!
You: ?? what ikr?
Stranger: i know right :D
You: yes of course,
You: I once met someone like that
You: but he left me :(
Stranger: oh, i'm so sorry, sweetie.
You: nah,it's ok :)
You: there's many fish in the sea,hehe
Stranger: well, you better go catch em!
You: sure! :p how long have u been homo?
You: I met an old homosexual b4
Stranger: since foreverrr
Stranger: what happened?
You: well,an old 71 grandpa
You: actually,my friend had a chat with him
You: hehe
Stranger: lol
You: nice old man,bi/homo never hurt girls I guess :)
You: they're nice
Stranger: well, yeahh
Stranger: c:
You: hey I heard that some homo/lesbi in uganda
You: has been banned by the gov
Stranger: oh, haven't really been updated about those thinggs
Stranger: haha been busy ;)
You: busy with bad boys,huh?
You: lol xD
Stranger: 8D
You: what's ur name?
Stranger: well, real name's anthony but, you can call me Hubaluu!
You: ah cute nickname
You: haha,I mean it
You: hubaluu,like some cartoon character
Stranger: thank you dear.
You: have u got any facebook?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what's yours?
You: stefani it is :)
Stranger: no, i'm not really interested in facebook
Stranger: ooh, stefani, i like!
You: thx!
You: where in usa ulive?
You: *u live
Stranger: lol, Cali.
You: oh my friend live in LA
Stranger: ohh.
You: girls,hehe
Stranger: so like, what're your hobbies?
You: listening to music
You: looking for nice looking guys,haha
You: and how bout u?
Stranger: i like music too, and guys, BAD guys. ;D
You: how do u define bad? hehe
Stranger: you're too young for that. ;D
You: ok,guess so,lol
You: too dirty or stuff like that,right?
You: haha
Stranger: shh. ;)
You: lol xD ok I'll shut
*P.S: ngajak ngomong org homo yg baek kayak gini,brasa ngomong sama sesama cewe :)*

**kali ini sama orang yg FLEXIBLE doyan cewe,doyan cowo**
Stranger: I'm 15 m bisexual
You: wow nice intro
Stranger: Ty
Stranger: :)
You: how is it feels to be bisexual/
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: U male?
You: yup
Stranger: Well I asked my self same question before
You: and?
Stranger: Of how it feels to be straight
Stranger: And I realized
You: you prefer to like both?
Stranger: Maybe how straight guys feels for girls is same how bi guys feels for guys
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: But me
You: yeah there's many kinds and types of love
Stranger: It's different
You: I don't blame u guys
Stranger: Cuz I am not to love guys
You: what?
Stranger: I want to have sex
Stranger: Not to love
Stranger: I want to have a wife and a good family
You: 1 night stand stuff?
You: oh,okay
Stranger: and not with a gay lol
You: hahahaa
You: so it's kinda' compliccated?
Stranger: I dnt know
Stranger: Cuz I dnt call my self as a gay
Stranger: I am just bi
Stranger: :)
You: yeah,and it's sounds nicer than gay or a fag
You: that's cruwl
You: *cruel I mean
Stranger: Yah:)
*P.S : sejak chat ini gw gak bakal mencoba untuk bersikap rasis sama kaum Bisexual/Gay/Homo/apapun yang sejenis*

masih ada lagi,tapi gw pilih-pilihin dulu ya!
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